Browsing the archives for the rants category

Observations on Sports Commentary

I enjoy watching some sports, either live or on TV. What I have no patience for is all of the circus that surrounds it.

Wells Fargone

I ended a relationship today.
Not the one with my girlfriend. No, this was a relationship with my bank.

Brown, Part II

A couple of years ago I went through hell trying to get a package delivered via UPS.

Change of Terms

Dear Bank who holds my MasterCard account

The Starbucks Dribble Cup

Starbucks cup lids suck

Possibly Involving Loss

The day of my birth, my horoscope in the local paper read: “changes will come, possibly involving loss.” I don’t believe in horoscopes, but that does seem to sum up my life at times. I’m sure most people could say the same. Not a day goes by that I’m not grateful for all of the […]

iCan’t Remember

Here’s a funny little tidbit:
Fact #1: I can’t remember numbers very well. I remember the patterns they make on a keypad, but not the actual numbers.

What can brown do for you?

Not deliver a package apparently. It took me two weeks to get a next-day package out of UPS. The first attempt made it to my house on the next day, as promised, but it went through countless sets of UPS hands before my delivery man marked the shipment down as damaged/missing contents. Even though it […]